Dengan menggunakan laptop cabok yang dah tekopek 'button' tanda soal, gua chit chat sakan dengan Sir Alex Ferguson petang tadi.
Sir Alex mintak pendapat gua pasal Ronaldo yang nk blah ngan harga lapan puluh juta pound sterling.
"Lu jgn kelam kabut jual kat Real madrid..lu jual je mamat tu kat Ebay".Gua cakap mudah ..
"Atenyee..Ape ke heei pulok mu tubik juai kat Ebay?"- Sir Alex reply ngan 'slang' perak campur tengganu campur kelantan..gua hampir tak paham,kiranya bajet nak tunjuk dia melayu sangat la tu.Ptuihhh.
Gua explen tenang.
"Lu jual kat Ebay la brader..mana tau ada mak mak datin kat M'sia sanggup bid lg mahal dari Real Madrid.Kelab lu jugak untung..lu pun tak payah gusar gusar nak lawan Madrid masa final CL next season".
Sambil dok tunggu Sir Alex bepk akan saranan gua,Gua selang selikan bertegur tegur dengan makwe makwe kat YM.
Miley Cyrus sempat 'hi' kat gua.Tak sempat nk borak lebih sebab dia kene gegas pegi cabut gigi. Angelina Jolie pulak 2-3 kali 'pinch' gua buat tak tau.Bukan gua sombong, tapi gua tak larat nak layan masalah rumahtangga dia ngan Brad Pitt. Gua cakap 'straight' je.."Telajak perahu boleh gostan, telajak bekawen..silapp besarr la..dulu gua 'propose' lu jual mahal..skang baru lu sedar diri!"
Sir Alex punya nama dah berkelip kelip.
Gua hold lagi layan pulak Obama yang tetiba muncul kt YM gua.Presiden US tegur beb,kurang ajar sangat la kalau gua buat tak paham."Ape hal?" - gua tanya kasar.
Obama balas-"Gua nk makan cendol la..kat mana sedap?".
Gua tanya dia balik - "Lu skang kat mana?".
Obama balas lagi -"Gua kat M'sia 'attend' meeting top secret bawah tanah kat area Kokdiang ni".
Gua bepk pk kat mana ada cendoi sedap area Kokdiang sana tu.
Lalu gua 'advice' -"lu pi pekena cendoi pak ngah kt blakang stadium Darul Aman la.Org org kat sana tak kenal lu..jadi lu boleh hirup cendoi ngan tenang".
Terus gua 'close' window Obama.
Jari gua cepat cepat 'klik' ke nama Sir Alex.
"Gua rasa betol jugak la lu cakap tu.nanti gua inform kat budak budak board director tengok macam mana". Sir Alex dah setuju.
Gua reply pendek - "Bagus!"
Sir Alex tanya lagi: "Lu ada idea sapa yang boleh ganti brader Do?"
Gua senyum:
"Ada.Nama dia Safee Sali..tak payah bayar mahal.Tiga puluh ribu pound sterling pun dah kira besar rahmat".
"Ok kalo macam tu gua datang KL esok.Bagi Wenger berambus dulu.Malas gua jumpa dia" - Sir Alex macam riang sangat.
Gua cepat cepat helo K Devan soh sedia 'transfer agreement'.
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Itulah antara keje harian gua.Gua cuma malas kecah kecah kat public je.
Chill!
33 Nasihat Ikhlas:
hahahaha.
lu apahal cerita semua nak kencang?
tapi entri lu ni terbaik ah! :)
ngahahhaha...entri yg x leh di blah kn...budget popular..tp gua syuke r beb..
ini bagus nie. n3 imegenasi terbaik.
ada beberapa pihak mengkondem entry ko yang lepas. dia tuntut permohonan maaf secara terbuka.
entri ni byk info2 semasa.huuu.
confirm safie sali tekejut beruk nanti.
bila kau nak ym dgn safie sali lak
hehe..banyak betoi yang ngetopnya ber YM ngn u..haha...memang tak sensored..
agak2 kalau koi lempang bertalu2 apa aok rasa?
oren?
weh..apasal aku tgk suma pinggan dah x de lauk?
ko ni kalau nk jemput wat cara nk jemput bro..
chis...nsb bek mlm ni pakcik aku wat kenduri,
dpt gak mkn lauk kenduri..
hah..jemputlh dtg
len kali kalau ko YM ngan OBAMA lg, kem slm kat beliau...eh,pe ID beliau? tingin betul mau YM sm beliau
Jual kat mudah.my
Mana tau sathianathan minat.
Tapi aku kompom x siap jambatan ke-3 singpore najib nk buat tu.
Hutang nk kena bayar kat Ronaldo menimbun2.
Salam bro.. pasang shoutbox la.. senang member nak tinggalkan link
kencang sgt sampai sebut cendol. dahla aku tadi meround cari cendol tak dpt!
Gua tak reti beb pasang aksesori..gua link pun takde..gua mmg urban btol beb..
haha.. entry yang perasan glemer tak boleh blah.. hihi. tapi aku gelak sakan baca. ahaha. interesting. ;p
xdak lebih la bro...
cukup2 ja..
gua yang memang semulajadi adik kandung Paris Hilton ni pun x kecah.
x caya lu tgk la surat beranak gua....
hahaha..........
wa...xbleh blah ko punye kengkawan nih..
haha ni first time aku bc blog ko..
mmg xle blah..keep up bro..
besh!! jgn lupe interview taylor swift ngn jason mraz utk aku nt..
hahaha...peace !!
woit ko mkn gaji bute ke....asyik memblog je...
buang duit petronas je hire ko dah ar tulis cite tipu je...hahahaha......(gondol)
woit ko mkn gaji bute ke....asyik memblog je...
buang duit petronas je hire ko dah ar tulis cite tipu je...hahahaha......
habis..masa depan shukor adan macam mana woi?
bapak punye kencang... xsnonoh lgsg!
tah ape2 tah blog ko ni..buang masa je sape baca..bangang
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