Monday, July 27, 2009

Kelucahan yang Ikhlas

Gua jumpa sekor pelacur.Gua bawak balik rumah.Gua tak jumpa dia sebenarnya.Gua beli dia senyap senyap siapa pun tak tahu.
Tadi gua cucuk dia kat opis,masa orang takdak,waktu lunch biasa lah..Lampu opis semua tutup.Gua nak cuba..sedap juga..laju saja dia pegi..Perghh..lazzaaatttt!!

Begegas gua bawa dia pulang petang tadi.
Sekarang gua cucuk dia kat rumah pulak..sama juga nikmat dia,perghh!!

Gua amat puas dan lega!!

Ya ya..nama..gua patut berikan nama untuk dia..

Broadband..nama dia Broadband..

Gua harap Broadband sentiasa bertaubat dan tak buat kerja porno di tengah malam.Gua akan pantau tingkah laku dia.
Gua juga akan didik dia cara hidup Islam.

-Selamat Tinggal SaiberKafe Ah Chong-
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43 comments:

  1. GuruJuly 27, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    vodafone tu hp ke?

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  2. FdausAmadJuly 27, 2009 at 7:58 AM

    biar gua tukar nama pelacur gua..

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  3. Miss Izah MohamedJuly 27, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    nasib baik broadband.. klu berokben td xtau laa.. adeh..

    bagus.. bertaubat sebelum terlambat..
    ajar dia cara idup islam ye
    slmt berjaye...

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  4. sharamliJuly 27, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    jgn salah cuc0k..

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  5. Razzle DazzleJuly 27, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    hahahah!

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  6. sEmutJuly 27, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    nama manja dia huawei ke? haha.

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  7. paisehJuly 27, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    gile kaya lu.. main beli2 je. gua dulu kumpul duit lapan bulan nak beli.. dua tahun lepas, paling murah pun 6 7 latus..

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  8. qishieJuly 27, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    ko guna broadband pe?

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  9. FdausAmadJuly 27, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Broadband kelas atasan..Vodafone nama bapak dia.

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  10. nuyuljanaJuly 27, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    ceh.

    kasi saspen saja.

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  11. langkasukeJuly 27, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    makin bahaya entry lu skang ni.. boleh disalah ertikan...

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  12. NenetPenne (NP)July 27, 2009 at 7:09 PM

    kalau dah ada broadband, sila lah update blog selalu eh?

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  13. UnknownJuly 27, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    pantau broadband tu? ke pantau tuannya....???
    adoi....

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  14. AnonymousJuly 27, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Fuhhhh.. berpeluh bc entry nie..

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  15. gjiEsaLimJuly 27, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    cucuk mencucuk jgk..ati2..hakhak..
    gonna miss ah chong la pasni..

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  16. Cik SkafJuly 27, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    apapun yg ditulis, sume besh. lu mmg plg besh ar bro. hak2..

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  17. cik helenaJuly 27, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    fuh mencucuk otak,,kehkehkeh

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  18. AnonymousJuly 27, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    letak cctv & pantau 25 hrs..huhuhu

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  19. AzieJuly 27, 2009 at 10:39 PM

    hahaha!!! x sngka brodband hg placur... hek3x

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  20. KapJuly 27, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    maju setapak..
    pelacur gila I.T..

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  21. BajuKurungJuly 27, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    Pelacur dh up skrg nie.. di pggil Broadband.. ahaks..

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  22. KasehJuly 27, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    tak lama lagi sure gua akan dapat citer baru dari lu yg komplen tahap gaban pasal berukband lu tu.. tak caya tungguu....

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  23. cik TJuly 27, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    dasar suami yang gersang..
    wakakakaka

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  24. Nur Syaza AzrudinJuly 28, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    siap amik vodafone lg.x main placur2 huawei.perhh.

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  25. AnonymousJuly 28, 2009 at 3:14 AM

    broadband alih bahasa jdn pelacur ke? gua tak paham.

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  26. AisyahumairahJuly 28, 2009 at 3:44 AM

    mesti cik firdaus terkejut if sy byr tiap bulan brodband 38 jer,,,,

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  27. syahidahariffJuly 28, 2009 at 3:46 AM

    broadband = pelacur.
    lu kasi die jd baik lah..
    jgn cucuk merata2..
    cucuk kat lappy lu je.
    nti HIV payah.

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  28. janggoutJuly 28, 2009 at 4:27 AM

    bnde tu xleh nk korek ke?
    hahaha

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  29. ezhamJuly 28, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    peh peluncur leh jadik pelacur.

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  30. Ivy MetagaJuly 28, 2009 at 6:33 AM

    cucuk..cucuk...alamak salah plak..:p

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  31. oranglidiJuly 28, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    cam celaka. haha.

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  32. UnknownJuly 28, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    hahahahahahhaa.. lawak k.

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  33. Aiko FarahShahidaJuly 28, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    hahahah

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  34. Afra YuriJuly 28, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    haha berdebar2 ku bace.
    bagus jln cerita hehe. btw ive link ya if u dun mind

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  35. LiYaNa.MaZLaNJuly 28, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    ankel selkom punye ke broadband tu? elok2 menyucok, tkut tersalah, padah jawabnya.. hahaha.. xD

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  36. kentutberdarahJuly 28, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    bek lu jg placur lu tu lek lok..
    kang bile ramai da tau lu de placur,ramai nak pjm..kang lu gak yang tngange..lu bya sorg,org len dpt sedap..hahaha !!!!

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  37. noBodyJuly 29, 2009 at 12:13 AM

    wakaka..acam sil..mula aku tepuk dahi gak..tgk lu pecah posa :))

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  38. Moon~~July 29, 2009 at 5:30 AM

    haha..serious lawak..saspen gle

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  39. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 7:43 AM

    cilakak punya lawak!! hahahaghaha

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  40. ordinary girlJuly 29, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    hui..perlu yer tulis mcm tuh??mcm apa jer..hahaha

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  41. @LiYaNNuaR ツJuly 31, 2009 at 1:37 AM

    apa brand eh?? nak beli gak sekor... hahaha

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  42. FdausAmadJuly 31, 2009 at 2:25 AM

    setelah gua belek badan dia..gua nampak cop HUAWEI,cilakak!!,

    nama dia betol HUAWEI rupanya..bukan VODAFONE

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  43. nasuha ahmad helmiAugust 4, 2009 at 8:51 AM

    ramai jugak Org yg juga cap huawei ni,Ok je rasanya kOt...
    cOngrats sebab dah ada brOdben,lepas ni selalu2 la update pOst baru yea!

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